satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
Mom: her face looks like the cellulite on my ass
I don't feel like being in school right now nigga
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
i need a summer job
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
I am full of fucking anger all the fucking time.
YOU KNOW WHAT STARTING TODAY I WILL WORK OUT...
I swear on everything that I will start working...
promise lol im srs
And don’t say ‘I’ll never be good.’ You can become better! and one...– Neil deGrasse Tyson
ribyrac00n asked: what ethnicities are you? c:
Anonymous asked: what was your schedule like for the past school year?
lambda-chops: “incorrect email or password” which one you horrid cunt
phantomeus: This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH Thank you that is all.
get it get it drop
Filipino boys in 2010: Hype Beast
Filipino boys now: Hipster
I’m really at a loss as to what I should be doing,...
Watching Barbie with my baby cousin. Lol she left thirty minutes ago and I’m still watching this shit hahhha wtf is wrong with me
lol do they even do tumblr meet-ups anymore? ……….
You’re the last person who should be mad at me…
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
My art teacher is high 24/7